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Aitor Karanka can still remember the text message he received from Jose Mourinho, on the day he was appointed as the new manager of Nottingham Forest:

“He said that I’d made a good choice. He knows about the size and history of this club and wished me good luck.”

Mourinho, a key figure in Karanka’s career path after appointing him as his assistant at Real Madrid in 2010, also wrote the foreword to the book of the excellent film I Believe In Miracles, which tells the story of Forest’s successive European Cup triumphs under Brian Clough.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/04/05/aitor-karanka-seduced-nottingham-forests-rich-history/?WT.mc_id=tmg_share_tw

这和我1月4号发了那条很像,但确实是4月5号的新专访(。这篇的第一句就戳到我了:Aitor Karanka can still remember the text message he received from Jose Mourinho. 虽然把你甜给的东西随身带和记住你甜的每句话堪称卡叔叔基操,但我依然为这绝美爱情流泪,卡叔叔鸟鸟is rio,我又双叒叕磕到真的了。

测试能不能发,他好骚啊.jpg

http://www.bilibili.com/video/av35986034

【瓜迪奥拉x穆里尼奥/伊布x穆里尼奥】漩涡(天雷慎入!ABO!开车!生子!)

剪得太烂了估计没人看得懂……解释一下吧:

首先很明显的是前两段金鸟,后两段瓜鸟(最后一句三角提及)

金鸟部分:没有Alpha在身边的你甜发情期来了,及时赶回了房间但是准备吃抑制剂的时候阿金闯了进来,(此处河蟹),金鸟成为炮友前提下的情侣——阿金在努力的追,认为他们总有一天会结合。但是单亲妈妈你甜并不觉得,睡就完了,他还得养闺女呢。目标不同的两人分歧越来越大,最终导致了分手。

瓜鸟部分:瓜鸟的第一段是过去式,说的是十年前瓜队长和小翻译浓情蜜意,结合生崽,因为种种你们自己去脑补的原因分开(。第二段是十年后重逢,正经话没说上两句就开始开车……瓜队长变成了瓜秃后他长进了!他学会了捆绑play(不是)他俩搞着搞着就复婚了(???)倒数第二句就是老夫老妻带崽,你甜给崽做早餐,瓜带着崽去上班(……

最后一句的意思是阿金最后发现他从来都是局外人,他只是被你甜美色迷惑的其中一个,无法插足瓜鸟(剪到这里的时候我自己都惊了,我tm对瓜也太好了??)

我有好几个想剪的视频,不过目前就是想想(

反正想想不犯法,列表如下:

老夫少妻罗爵甜

小翻译舔屏向

金鸟的一个点梗(对不起点梗那位太太,我都快忘了x

瓜鸟abo

自动登录失效后网页版彻底没法用了orz 为了给金鸟站台下了移动端……虽然还没研究出来怎么发视频(

2013:

I was doing totally amazing things, but Mourinho had a face like a wet weekend. One time we were playing Bologna and I scored a goal that was absolutely insane. It was later voted goal of the year. Mourinho stood there stony-faced.

What the hell is it with that man? I thought. If he doesn’t react to a thing like that, what does get him going? One way or another, I was going to make that man cheer. It happened, but only once we had won three titles and I was top goalscorer. 

Mourinho, the man with the face of stone, the man who never batted an eyelid, had woken up. He was like a madman. He was cheering like a schoolboy, jumping up and down, and I smiled: ‘So I got you going, after all. But it took some doing.’

2018:

However, after returning to action Ibrahimovic struggled with his knee and on one afternoon, as he pondered his departure but was called upon by Mourinho to play, Ibrahimovic told the United boss: 

"If you want me to play, I'm playing, but I do not want to disappoint you.

"I cannot give you what I can usually give you."

前有拼尽全力拿金靴为博你甜一笑,现有不想让你甜失望远走天涯(?)

决定原谅阿金为了跑路不顾一切,你甜一哭二闹三上吊也留不住他的黑历史了。

卡鸟一锁🔒到老,我给金鸟续一秒。(强行带卡叔叔出镜)


ps. 顺便附上我的珍藏,英媒搞的金鸟

They survived their bitter break-up

https://www.goal.com/en/news/1717/editorial/2014/04/02/4722005/the-special-relationship-mourinho-and-ibrahimovics-great

视频剧情大概是这样,虽然剪的很凌乱,还要配合歌词看:瓜队长和小翻译互有好感,虽然没表白但是都以为以后会水到渠成。然而十几年后你瓜搞了发布会离婚,你甜就告辞三连把你瓜变成了前男友。虽然不知道为什么16开始你瓜突然幡然醒悟要把老婆追回来,但是太晚了,你甜说BE那就是BE,他喜欢的是瓜队长,又不是你瓜,BE的毫无心理压力(??)

结局就是你瓜搞丢了他的小翻译,也没追回他的甜

(ps. “身处劣势如何不攻心计”那句请自由脑补瓜鸟kiss是你瓜偷偷请人画的。


甜不甜?

甜不甜??

甜不甜???

本CP还能再战三十年!!!

刚才看到B站50粉了,难道要来一发点梗剪视频吗(x
行吧,你甜专场,all鸟向随便点,自备bgm(我是不是不应该发lof……可是并不知道怎么发B站emmmmmm

RT的预测世界杯+幕后。你甜,一个爱国的梅吹。决赛后有封面出没,两只小猫咪互挠预警!